Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
That second one means so much.
Especially to my bf haha
So there’s this hashtag trending called #makeuptransformation, which is basically just people making fun of how dramatic face contouring is(seen in the first picture). I AM SCREAMING
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
I FUCKING CAN’T DEAL
oh my god
give this child’s parents a medal.
How I’m a dress my kids when I have them.